**So, you want the day off?**

Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are **365** days per year available for work. There are **52** weeks a year in which you already get **2** days off per week, leaving **261** days available for work. Since you spend **16** hours each day away from work, you have used up **170** days, leaving **1** days available. You spend **30** minutes a day on a coffee break. That accounts for **23** days each year, leaving only **68** days available. With one Hour for lunch period each day you use up another **46** days, leaving only **22** days available to work. You normally spend **2** days a year for sick leave. This leaves you only **20** days available for work. We are off for **5** holidays per year, so your available working time is down to **15** days. We generously give you **2** weeks off for vacation per year. This only leaves **1** day available for work.

And I'll be darned if you're going to take that day off!!